FAQ Table of Contents
Why would I hire you $50 for a logo design?
Why is the logo so cheap?
Why is the logo so expensive?
What if I don’t like the logo you designed for me?
Why are the logos only available in black and white?
Why only text based logos?
Will you change the typeface / font of the logo you designed for me?
What logo files and formats are provided?
What are the different uses of these files?
Am I getting  an original design?
Who are you?
Why are you doing this?
How come I can’t make any edits or changes?
Why do some logos in your portfolio have shapes?
Why no refunds?
Can I change the color of my logo?
Can I pay you extra money to customize my logo?
Can I add an icon or brand mark to my logo design?
Can I add business cards to my order?
Do you make websites?
How come you don’t respond to my message?
Do you work for free?

Why would I hire you $50 for a logo design?

Because you need one — and don’t want to spend a few hundred or a few thousand hiring a logo designer for your personal project, side hustle business or minimal viable product idea to launch.

  • You don’t want to have to deal with any emails, decisions or options and you can simple say 1 Logo Design Please!, swipe your credit card and a few days later a pretty decent typeface logo design and set of corresponding files shows up in your email inbox.
  • Or a logo isn’t helpful to your bottom line and you simply need a logo to put on invoices or business cards just look like a professional legit operation and not some two bit’ fly by night — group of hee-haws trying to make a quick buck.

Why is the logo so cheap?

By greatly reducing your options, expectations and personalizations of each logo design project, a simplified logo design process emerges — this is a way for me to produce decent quality logo design at an cheap ass price.


Why is the logo so expensive?

This is definitely the wrong site for you. Know anyone that needs a job designing logos?


What if I don’t like the logo you designed for me?

You are going to need to deal with that. After you’ve processed your emotions, you should probably hire someone else. I’d recommend a local freelancer to collaborate with. And spend at least a couple of hundred bucks.

Be sure to view the logo design portfolio before purchase. If you like what’s there — you will probably be very mildly content or maybe even happy with hiring Long John Logo.

If you hate everything you see the portfolio and think that you can design a nicer logo or do that too since ‘all I’m doing is writing your name’ — then please do it yourself or hire a local freelance logo designer.


Why are the logos only available in black and white?

A simple logo in black / white is timeless.

Black and white logos are extremely readable.

Single color logo designs are very reproducible and versatile.


Why only typeface logo designs?

Typeface only logo designs are a wonderful blend of form and function.

‘Typeface only design’ still allow for countless unique layouts and designs by only adjusting a few design variables.

Most importantly eliminating an icon design give me more time to find a good typeface and layout for the logo.


Will you change the typeface / font of the logo you designed for me?

No.


What logo files and formats are provided?

  • Vector .PDF
  • Vector .EPS  
  • .PNG with transparent backgrounds

Individual logo files will be provided for both black and white logo versions.

Download Logo Design Sample File to see what you get first hand.


What are the different uses of these files?

Instructions coming soon.


Am I getting  an original design?

An original design using existing unedited typefaces.


Who are you?

I’m Long John Logo!

But seriously — I’m not really gonna ‘reveal’ my personal identity but I’m also not going to great depths to keep it a secret.


Why are you doing this?

I love helping people actually start businesses.


How come I can’t make any edits or changes?

Because the quality of work being produced at this price would be greatly affected by the laborious task of communication and client collaboration.

This is the only way I am willing to do a logo at this price point.

It’s expensive getting high speed internet and artisan coffee brought  into my cabin in the woods.

You’re hiring a professional on the cheap — this is the deal.


Why do some logos in your portfolio have shapes?

Because that’s what I felt like doing.  

That where the creative winds blew me, as I have broken free from the chains and shackles of client expectation.


Why no refunds?

Because you asked me to do work. I did the work. Weather you like it or not is your choice. That’s the cost of finding out what does or doesn’t work for you.

However if some asshole stole your credit card or some other nefarious act by a third party, then yeah for sure I can refund you.

If you don’t receive the files as outlined on the site because some pipes got crossed then that’s another exemption as well.

But not liking the work? NO. No refunds for you!


Can I change the color of my logo?

Yes. You will need Adobe Illustrator (Photoshop can work) or another vector based editing software. Then you can change the color to whatever you desire.

The logo I send you will only be in a black and in white.


Can I pay you extra money to customize my logo?

Not at this time. Sign up here to be notified when this launches.


Can I add an icon or brand mark to my logo design?

Not at this time. Sign up here to be notified product additions are offered. 


Can I add business cards to my order?

Not at this time. Sign up here to be notified when this launches. 


Do you make websites?

Not at this time. Sign up here to be notified when this launches. 


How come you don’t respond to my message?

Because your message was spammy or asking for free work or something explained on the website that you didn’t even bother to read.


Do you work for free?

No. Never.


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